mental age = 35

Body:

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [x] I keep track of dates using a calander. [x]I own more than one credit card. [ ] I know how to change the oil in my car. [x] I do my own laundry. [x] I vote every election. [x] I can cook for myself. [ ] I think politics are exciting. [x] I balance my checkbook. [ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends. total: 7 [ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early. [x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [ ] I've never gotten a detention. [ ] I have never smoked a cigarette. [ ] I have never gotten completely trashed. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [x] I like to take walks by myself. [x] I've watched talk shows. [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [x] I drink coffee at least once a week. total: 5 [x] I know how to do the dishes. [x] I can count to 10 in another language. [x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. [x] My parents trust me. [ ] I can mow the lawn. [x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. [x] I remember to water the plants. [x] I study when I have to. [x] I pay attention at school/college. [x] I remember to feed my pets. total: 9 [x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up [ ] I work out on a regular basis. [x] I clean up my own mess. [ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name. [ ] my favorite kind of food is take out. [x] I have gained weight since high school. [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine. [x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. [x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] I can type quickly. total: 6 [x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment. [ ] I have been to a tupperware party. [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [x] I have more bills than I can pay. [x] All my friends are older than I am. [x] I can say no to staying out all night. [x] I use the internet every day. [x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while. [x] I can read a book and actually finish it. total:8

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1. Which area code are you in?
908

2. Parkway, Expressway, or Rte. 9?
wtf is the expressway?...parkway...the bf is off rt 9

3. Favorite Wawa sub?
none, but my favorite wawa meal is the roasted chicken salad, diet wawa green tea, and a wawa cheese stick

4. Favorite restaraunt?
hmmm...chain?...chili's/fridays...unchain: chestnut chateu

5. Ever been to Seaside?
not often, cuz its scary at night

6. What is "the" city?
NYC

7. Favorite bar?
um, depends who im w/...usually the office

8. Ever been to Great Adventure?
sure

9. Canoeing or tubing?
neither

10. Beach or Lake?
shore

11. Is it the beach or the shore?
duh

12. Believe in the NJ Devil?
lives in the pine barrens...which r scary

13. Most beautiful place in NJ?
hmmm....we find lots of nice places headed northwest on county roads

14. Least beautiful?
newark

15. Tourists are __?
non existant

16. Favorite club?
puh

17. Ever seen "Weird NJ?"
totally, been to a few places...eh

18. Do you have an accent?
"rrrrrrrrrrrrr"

19. Favorite thing to do in NJ?
DRIVE

20. Would you ever leave?
as much as i hate it, NO!

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...not much to update...things r still the same...should put up some pics, but lazy....ok...ill try...

...eric in lbi...the ocean was frozen...

...saxton falls...

....more frozen water at saxton falls...

...me and the box...

...bye bye z...

...hockey game...someone got taken out on a stretcher...they won, so i guess it worked out for the maple leafs....

...more to come, maybe...

the barbie girl test:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish.
[x] You own perfume that cost over $60.
[ ] You had/have fake nails.
[x] You have more body/hair products than you can use.
[ ] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese.
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet.
[x] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[x] You own a pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ]Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work?
[ ] Have a hair color that is not your natural color?
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day?
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome, and then never wear it?
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side?
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home?
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this
week?
[x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

DO YOU ADORE?:
[x] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The Color Pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelry
[x] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[x] Unicorns
[ ] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[x] Flowers
[ ] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

DO YOU SHOP AT?:
[ ] Coach
[x] Forever 21
[x] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[x ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[x ] Delias
[ ]MAC
[ ] Sephora
[ ] Bebe
TOTAL SO FAR: 22

DO YOU SAY?:
[x] Biotch
[x] Whatever
[x] Oh my god/god/goodness
[ ] Hun
[x] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[x] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x] Skank
[x] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[x] Fabulous
TOTAL: 30

DO YOU READ?:
[ ]Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] 17online.com
[ ]people.com
[ ]usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

DO YOU LOVE THESE?:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ]Centerstage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
TOTAL SO FAR: 30

ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:
[ ] LOST
[x] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x]Sex and the City
[ ]Grey's Anatomy
[ ]The O.C.
[ ]Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ]Nip/Tuck
[x]Gilmore Girls
[ ]One Tree Hill
TOTAL SO FAR: 33

TOTAL: 33

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Body: name – christina
date of birth – august 18, 1983
age -23
sex - Female
height – 5'4 1/2"
location - union
eye color - Brown

of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser – i think there were a couple ppl, but i hate kissing guys w/thin lips...i feel like im eating face...

do you like pickles – yes

do you watch porn – i have in the past

Do you have any pets – not yet

your thoughts on abortion – pro choice

do you like britney spears – im into the shaved head

what do you want to do with your life – get my doctorate and live free w/o kids

ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor -- um, when i attempt to do crunches before my shower

would you ever get plastic surgery, if so, on what-- oh hell yes...lipo, tons of lipo, boob lift, um, etc

biggest redneck you know - the hicks across the street, and most of the ppl that live by the bf

do you think foreign accents are sexy - oh yes

do you like hot dogs – sometimes, gotta be in the mood

last time you went to the doctor – a week ago for an infection

last time you used the restroom – an hr ago

most attractive person you know – that i know personally...i dont really know any striking ppl

piercings – ears and nips

tattoos - 0

shoe size – 7 1/2

favorite color – black/grey

describe yourself in four words – back the fuck off

siblings – bro

underwear – is on

coffee cup – anything but my mom's...only PR that makes bad coffee


LAST..
cd you listened to – um, everclear

person you called - not counting work calls, eric yesterday

person that has called you - eric

person you emailed - i dont even remember

person who emailed you – same

DO…
you have a bf or gf – yep

You want a bf or gf - sure

you have a crush on someone – suppose

you wish you could live somewhere else – by the beach, but at this point anywhere else

you think about suicide - never

others find you attractive - the crazy ppl at work said i should try for ms latina america...i think they r retarded

you do drugs – hell no

you smoke - no, but i think about it A LOT

you like roller coasters - the last time i went on one, nitro, it made me sickly

you write in cursive or print – both

FOR OR AGAINST
long distance relationships – dont work

using someone – been there, done that, depends what for, but there r few good reasons

suicide – against

killing people – not random ppl

doing drugs – against

premarital sex – for

do you
like the taste of blood – makes me gag

believe in love - yes

believe in soul mates - nah

believe in love at first sight – no

believe in god - no, tho i like to curse god for everything

have you...
ever cried over a girl - well, i suppose, as in a friend that is a girl

ever lied to someone - yes

ever been arrested - no


what...
are you scared of – failure, the dark, serial killers and rapists

is the most romantic season - fall

are you like in relationships – nicer

number...
of times I have been in love? - 1

of times I have had my heart broken? - 0

of hearts I have broken? – not sure, def hurt some feelings

of boys I have kissed? – um, not that many actually

of girls I have kissed? – um, noneish

of men I've slept with? – same as the number i kissed, kinda

of girls I've slept with? – 0

of continents I have lived on? - 1

of drugs taken illegally? – 2

of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? – 0

what (illegal) drugs (if any) have you done? – weed, ghb

What's the best gift you've ever received? – i dunno...sadly nothing sticks out...

What's the best concert you've ever attended? – the eagles

If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick? – hmmm...that is quite tough...if it was tv or sex i would say tv...but i love music soooooooo much

What's your favorite bad-for-you food? – omg, i love bad for me food...pizza/cheesesteaks

What rockstar would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked? the beatles, duh

If you could lose (or get back to re-lose) your virginity to any person living or dead, who would it be? – def not the person i did

Are you a dog person or a cat person? - dog, but i like the cats that r more wild like

What's your favorite US city? – hmmm...dunno yet...havent been to enough of them...i guess NYC, tho boston was nice

Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period? – in college

Favorite curse word? - fuck

Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star? - no

What's the weirdest place you've ever kissed anyone?- kissed, i dunno...church

What's the craziest/stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk? – hmmm...passed out while doin it...tried to get ppl to drink my puke...etc...more stupid huh

What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately? – most of them...right now, SUVs

have you ever...
[Said "I love you" and meant it?] yes.

[Been to New York?] yes.

[Been to Florida?] yes.

[California?] no

[Hawaii?] no

[Mexico?] no

[China? Japan?] no

[Canada?] yes

[Danced naked] yes

either or..
[Apples or bananas?] apples

[Red or blue?] blue

[Backstreet Boys or N Sync?] i secretly liked both for a short period

[WalMart or Target?] target, i wont step foot in walmart cuz i hate the ppl that shop there

[Santa or Rudoloph?] neither

[Math or English?] depends, math

[High school or college?] they both werent bad...

Future
[do you want to get married] yes

[if so, what age would you like to be married] by 26

[who will you marry] eric

[what do you want to do when you grow up] Christina PhD

[where will you live] south