sometimes my job makes me really happy...i wish i was better compensated so i dont have to keep thinking about when im finally gonna leave there...

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT


The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I
think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A'

sometimes its hard to know how to feel...its been so long and we r in the same spot...it absolutely kills me, but i think hes ok w/it...he looks at it like its out of his hands, circumstances he cant change...when its all his fault, he makes his own circumstances and has just let them stagnate after several very bad decisions...i dunno...its my time to have to crappy but very experience gaining job while supported by someone w/the stable good job...i dunno...it kills me all the steadfast rules i had that i just absolutely broke, and they came back to bite me in the ass...im so unhappy, not just for myself, but for both of us...i dont want to throw away 4 yrs, but i dont know if i can live like this...the ultimatum is out there...

...so yesterday i caught a mole...then my camera charger was broken and my comp is dying...wtf...was this for catching a poor defenseless mole...i just petted it and let it go...ugh...it just screamed a little...:...i dunno...when one thing looks up, everything else needs to look down...ugh...stupid life...go fuck urself...

no one uses this anymore...but its ok...been busy, kinda...wish i had a camera and obsessively too pics, cuz some funny things have happened...but ya know...sometimes its just wierd to go lugging a camera around...ill try...anyways...um, nothing too new tho...wish more ppl posted...but its ok, i guess....

...no one posts anywhere...i dont wanna voyer on myspace...blah...

...wassup...nothing is new...went to seaside over the weekend...i know im not in the best shape, but im freakin thin compared to all these fatties in the board walk...it was insane...point pleasant was SO crowded...so we drove on down to seaside and it was half empty...so that wasnt actually too bad...i miss the beach...i wanna travel, but i still wanna go to the beach...can i have it both ways?...i havent seen a tropical beach in 2 yrs...so sad...this year will be no different...i dunno...i like my job, but i hate this 8-4 mon-fri thing...im tired and i have no time to hang out...i dunno...i guess the 2nd job zaps my time too...i dunno...anyways...im pretending to be hungry and im gonna eat something...

...i know why its called hump day, but i feel funny when they tell me happy hump day on the news...so its been a little while...im good...thanks for askin...finally got a new pair of contacts and some new glasses, which i LOVE...cant wait to get them...too bad my lenses r SO thick...cant wait for the week to be over...always livin for the weekend...dunno what im doin this weekend...i wanna go to the boardwalk on sunday when its gonna be 90, but eric doesnt wanna go on a sunday...i understand why, but when else r we gonna go...i get no time off from any job and our weekends only have 1 day overlap...anyways...really wish i could quit pathmark, it would make me feel SO much better...its almost time for my 3 month eval at work...fun...not too worried...anyways...i have a list of things to do today, which may or may not get done...

...always missing something...

Part 1: The Birth of You

Were you a planned baby?
im in belief so

Were you the first?
yep

Who was present at your birth?
my parents, docs, nurses, and i believe a few relatives

Were your parents married when you were born?
of course

What is your birthdate?
08-18-1983

Part 2: The Family

How would you describe your family?
dysfunctional in a completely average way

Are your parents married? Divorced? Separated?
half surprisingly happily married

Siblings or an only child?
1 sibling

What are your siblings names and ages?
jeff and he just techinically became a grownup at 21

Which parent do you get along with best?:
my dad cuz hes just so medicated

What do you fight about?
um, why dont i go back to skl, why doesnt ur bf have a good job, why doesnt ur brother anything

Do you have step parents?
nope

Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend?
no

What do you like to do when you are together?
everything

Do you share the same interests?
slightly varying tastes but we can deal w/the differences, except bruce springstein, will not deal w/it

Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?
its somewhere in the middle...lately ive been feeling pretty bad, esp w/the damp weather and the recent slight weight gain

Do you get depressed about things easily?
sometimes randomly, sometimes when u think, most of the time im veggin out so i dont feel anything...if u dont think, u dont feel...

Are you and extrovert (outgoing) or and introvert (shy)?
ive turned into a huge introvert, unless very intoxicated

Are you happy?
well, when im alone im not happy...

Do you live life to the fullest?:
not at all, its a fuckin shame...wish i had the time and money to do it

Part 5: Appearance

What would you change about your appearance if you could?:
dont necessarily need to lose weight but gain muscle and well, look like me but better

Do you have any piercings besides your ears?:
yeah...from my more reckless time...prolly wont pull em out tho cuz they rnt bothering anyone

Describe your hair.:
medium brown, grown out layers, quite shiny (not in the damn weather)...

What make-up do you wear?:
a little blush, loose powder, under eye lightener, eye shadow, mascara, lip gloss

How do you dress?:
now that i work, like a girl...but very conservative and cover all

Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?:
no, but i always valued my alone time

What did you use to love that you no longer do?:
hang out w/ppl

Do you have the same friends?:
ive reconnected a little, but not really

Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?:
i cant really think of anything, but that was when all my ocd's were comin out

Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?:
psyD

Are you scared of growing old?:
im afraid of eric dying first and leaving me alone when im still relatively young

Do you want to get married?:
of course, minus the 4 planned divorces

Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
i like being outside...but i love cuddling in my bed when its cool in my room

What is your favorite season:
fall, warm days cool nights

Weather?:
80 degrees light humidity warm breeze

Do you like walking in the rain?:
its gotta be really warm rain, but i love it

Part 9: Food

Are you a vegetarian?:
sometimes i go into phases when i just happen to eat veggies...but i still like my meats once in a while...

What is your favorite food?:
EVERYTHING with fat or sugar or both

What food makes you want to gag?:
anything kinda gooey...not specifically firm or soft...yeah, ew

What is your favorite dessert?:
i NEVER used to eat dessert, but now i LOVE it...i need a dessert martini or frozen drink and my fav is a tiramisu

What is your favorite restaurant?:
any place that isnt fast food and i dont get harassed

Are you a fussy eater?:
not too much, just the food consistancy thing

Part 10: Relationships and Love

you single or taken?:
way taken

Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
i live my week for my one day w/the bf

Do you believe in love at first sight?:
ha, hell no...i thought eric was kinda icky at first

Part 11: Experiences

What was one of your greatest experiences?:
going to the galapagos islands...dont think ill top that any time soon

What was one of your worst?:
im not sure...luckily i havent clung to anything bad

Have you ever done drugs?:
its been like 3 yrs now that ive stayed the f away

Have you ever thought you were going to die?:
once when i got so high i couldnt walk back into my house and was pukin and thought my stomach was bleeding but it was just pasta sauce, damn paranoa

Have you ever suffered from depression?:
short periods of it, but nothing serious

Do you get jealous easily?
not anymore...im pretty comfortable and confident about stuff

What have u been doing these past few days?
work, tv, not sleeping...not anything i should do...

Last movie u watched?
um, some crap movie on tv and lord of war

Fave song?
i just skimmed all 1500 songs on my ipod today

What are you planning to do this weekend?
see my baby, buy a dads day gift

Do you club?
uh, no

Do you smoke?
not since last july YAY

Any people in-love with u right now?
id like to think someone is

Do you prefer IM's or talking on the phone?
actually, ive grown to hate the phone despite all my 5 hr phone calls in hs...either im or in person, dont put me on the phone

Are you missing someone right now?
yeah, but ill be ok

What are u doing right now?
watching last comic standing, finishing cleaning, picking out what to wear tom

When was the last time you received a im?
i dunno, yesterday

Five words to say about you?
'leave me the fuck alone'

Name your best friends:
u already know it

Who do you want to kiss right now?
see above

One person u want to spend the rest of ur life with?
see above

What were u doing before this?
same as what im doing now

What are you thinking now?
i gotta go to bed

What did you do last night?
same thing

What did you last say to a friend last night?
bye

What attracts you to the opposite sex?
i dont remember anymore

What makes you happy?
my sundays

What are you wearing now?
pjs

Who was the last person you talked to?
briefly eric and my dad

When is your birthday?
see very begining

When did you last smile?
im watching last coming standing, so i smiled a couple times

Why did you answer this?
cuz im makin up for all the time i spent not doing a survey

When will you marry?
when eric gets a good job

When did you last receive a gift?
RU sent me my diploma and i treated myself to some new clothes

when did you last drink a alcoholic beverage?
i had 3 martinis on sunday

I AM:
tired

I WANT:
to finish my chores

I WISH:
i had my own place

I HAVE:
to get up

I HAD:
a to get up a long time ago

I HATE:
wasting all this damn time, esp since i had a half day and im still not done

I FEAR:
failure and fat

I HEAR:
a comic

I WONDER:
if im gonna get to bed b4 1030

I REGRET:
wasting a lot of time

I LOVE:
ur mom

I AM NOT:
going to bed by 1030

I DANCE:
like an idiot

I SING:
like an ass, but quietly

I CRY:
from sappy stupid movies that shouldnt make me cry but its only cuz real life hasnt made me cry in a long while

I AM NOT ALWAYS:
pleasant, but u knew that

I WRITE:
cuz i have to at work

I WIN:
at losing

I LOSE:
at life

I NEED:
to hit it big

I SHOULDN'T:
not excersize

YES or NO:
nah

YOU KEEP A DIARY:
im lucky i still have my xanga and my weekly planner

YOU LIKE TO COOK:
grilled cheese in a sandwich maker

YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE:
well, someone has to know unless its a wierd gross secret

YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE:
i suppose

THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW:
ppl that havent changed since hs

THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW:
i dunno

THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW?
no one

THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW:
i dunno, u rnt cute past a certain age...but i guess i have some cute little cousins

CLOSEST FRIEND:
errrr

THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU:
errrrrrrr

DO YOU?:

HAVE A CRUSH:
i suppose

GET MOTION SICKNESS:
not really in cars, but on boats

THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK:
i wish

GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
for the most part

LIKE THUNDERSTORMS:
not the most recent one

CURRENT HAIR COLOR:
brown

EYE COLOR:
brown

BIRTHPLACE:
rahway nj

FAVORITE

NUMBER:
23

COLOR:
blue, black, grey

DAY:
sunday or early sat night

MONTH:
october, september

SONG:
i dunno, all of them

FOOD:
anything i eat

SEASON:
fall

SPORT:
walking

DRINK:
cosmo, yingling

PREFERENCES

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT:
cuddle

CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE:
hot chocolate milk w/booze

DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE:
both

VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE:
vanilla

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...

CRIED?
no, well teared from being tired

HELPED SOMEONE?
thats my damn job ass

BOUGHT SOMETHING?
luckily, NO

GOTTEN SICK?
a little

GONE TO THE MOVIES?
no

GONE OUT FOR DINNER?
see previous entry

SAID "I LOVE YOU"?
just did

WRITTEN A REAL LETTER:
wrote a report

TALKED TO AN EX?
not in a few days

MISSED AN EX?
actually i was lookin at old pics and they made me sad

WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?
yeah

HAD A SERIOUS TALK?
ha, no

MISSED SOMEONE?
yes

HUGGED SOMEONE?
last night

FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS?
no

Would you ever:

Eat a bug?
not on purpose

Hang glide?
um, no

Kill someone?
if i had to

Have sex with someone of the same sex?
um, not my thang

Parachute from a plane?
not at all

Walk on hot coals?
why

Go out with someone for their looks?
tried that once, it was bad

For their reputation?
um, no

Be a vegetarian?
not on purpose

Wear plaid with stripes?
i may have been dressed in that when i was little

IM a stranger?
i block all strangers that im me

Sing Karaoke?
if i was sloppy drunk

Get drunk off your ass?
havent done that in a while

Run a red light?
shhhhhhhhhhh

Star in a porn video?
no

Dye your hair blue?
been there done that

Be on Survivor?
hell no

Wear makeup in public?
duh

Do you like a girl?
i thought that said do u like being a girl...i was gonna say maybe...but i like a few girls, but its just friendly and its not really too many...